[KappaTarzan]

ohh i have a funnier (shorter) version:

Twas the night before exam week,
and all through the dorms,
not a student was studying, this was the norm.
Kegs in the kitchen,
jello shots in the hall--
thanks to the liquor,
it was a late night for all.
Passed out all around,
the kids all slept tight.
When they woke up the next day,
they thought, 'Man whatta night!'
'We're too hung-over to study'
they shouted with cheer.
So to hell with exams,
just bring on the beer!"