Mine are normally links, like:
this (You'll most likely hate me if you go to it...but I laughed my ass off when I went)
or a quote:
*"If someone loves a flower, of which just one single blossom grows in all the millions and millions of stars, it is enough to make him happy just to look at the stars. He can say to himself, 'Somewhere, my flower is there.'"-
The Little Prince
*"Silly customer, you cannot hurt a twinkie!"-Apu from
The Simpsons
*"I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol."-Stephen Wright
I used to have a bunch but then they got deleted somehow. Makes me sad
