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** Since Deaconess is the future saint of articulate enunciation, the women suddenly seem to pick up an aura of proper English**
DEACONESS: Hello ladies! Isn't this a fine, fine Sunday to be praising the Lord?
IDA: Why yes, Deaconess, it is! Are you going to the Cher concert later tonight?
DEACONESS: No! I do not fancy such wanton revelry! But the Deacon will be there. Curiously he asked to borrow my pink barettes and sparkly belt. He must have been pulling my leg though!
BERTHA: Yes. Because I heard he LOVES to pull a -
IDA: Pull a GREAT sermon out of his heart each and every week! Bless us all!
DEACONESS: Yes, he truly does. That's why I love him. Now if you will excuse me I am looking for my new lipstick. It must have fallen out of my purse...
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