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Most of my away messages just don't make any sense. And it's great:
"I'm a dirty, dirty wombat. Wanna see me dance?"
"I'm sneaking up behind you with a garden weasel. Turn around and pray for death"
"So I says to him 'Jesus, Walt! What are you doing? You know you're going to get that cat stuck in your ass, too. Why don't you knock it off?'"
"Sleep...that's where I'm a Viking"
"Thank you for flying Church of England cake or death!"
"It takes a lot more than bears to make a cool video"
"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy"
"Naked and wet...I'm in the shower, duh"
"jumping around in a leotard and tights in the name of fun" (dance class)
"enduring the only form of torture legalized in the US--I'm in pointe class"
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