Lawd I don't think I know where to start, but I will do a long story short version...
My sister was Miss Soul Glo, Afro Pic Power to the people type of woman, so in 1994 she moves to Florida and marries a caucasion. Lawd Hammercy..........What a mess. I have no problem with her marrying a caucasion man, but get someone decent and respectable. Nothing worse than PWT! So they are two broke fools with no more than nickels to rub together. She works, he doesn't!
Then you have my niece, with three kids and 1 baby daddy. Neither of them work, because they don't feel they need to or want to. She almost got her car repossed, the car was equivalent to Smokey's car on Friday and the repo people were at my sisters house looking for money for that contraption.
I had one aunt RIP, who was that mean aunt that no one wanted to visit and no one liked her(I think just about every family has one) Aunt Juanita used to be the one at all the family functions lookin at errybotties dam plate checking to see how much food they had and always had a comment if SHE felt there was too much food on the plate. Now mind you, these functions were always at my grandmothers house and Granny always cooked the food.
All of us cousins had a thing about crackin on mothers. So my brother made this crack that pretty much shut down cracking on mothers night. My cousins were getting good ones on my mother, so my brother comes out and said Aunt Lizzy is so BALLHEADED SHE CURLS HER HAIR WITH FISHBONES...My grandmother even laughed at that one but no one had the nerve to tell my aunt the joke, they would just look at her hair and die laughing.
The thieves of my family, well lets just say that I had to really watch my purse at my grandfathers funeral and make sure all my jewelry was still on after I took pics with some of them.