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Questions I get asked a lot:
Can I see your ID? Can I see a second form of ID? I guess I look young...
Can I have your phone number? NO! I don't give my phone number to randoms at bars!!!
Why can't I have your phone number? Do you have a boyfriend? I bet you have a boyfriend... No, for the moment, I do not... I'm just not interested in you, sorry.
Oh, you went to XXX XXX University? Do you know XXX XXX? Of course, there are only about 30,000 students... I know them all... dumbass!
Are you a natural blonde? Yes.
Do blondes really have more fun? YES!
Has anyone ever told you that you look like Claire Danes? Yes, thank you... I adore her.
Why don't you like to dance? Just don't.
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