Oh I meant to post this earlier:
You know you go to a black church when:
-you are baptized in a creek
because still in 2002 the church does not have a pool (since they still haven't collected enough money in the building fund).
-Usher uniforms are those white polyester uniforms that look like nurse's uniforms. We even had a hat!
-Dinner is served after service in that small, cramped kitchen/rec room/sunday school room so you end up having to sit outside in a folding chair trying to balance a plate of food and a Nehi pop.