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you know you are in a black church when...
1) the parking lot outside is just dirt and a little bit of grass
2) that dirt is all over your shoes and stockings
3) after church, people can walk across the road to someone's house where they are having a church family dinner
4) even though people know there is know cool air in the buildings, the ladies still want to wear those long, thick dresses
5) everyone has hankercheifs in there hands to catch the sweat on their heads
6) when the pastor has to take a few moments to catch his breath because he was a little too emotional during his sermon
7) when the church name is Greater Dominion Church of the Disciples....Rev. Willie Brown
8) when the service ends at 3 pm and you know you have to go back in three hours for the evening service
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