That me and my first love would get married in the biggest wedding that my little hometown had ever seen!!
That I would not have a baby until I got married or if I had one before then, my first love would be the father and the first statement would happen post haste.
That when I did have a baby at 19, no one would want to marry me and accept my son
That when I got married, everything would be all right (this applies to my first marriage)
When I graduated from college, I would leave my thankless secretary job at the hospital and get into a wonderful social work job
That if undergraduate school was easy, grad school would not be that hard (grad school is kicking my azz right now!!)
Credit cards were free money
I would get a great job after graduation and pay off my loans within 10 years or less
That I would be the most successful person at my 10 yr class reunion next year and that every guy who dissed me and every girl who snubbed me would be so embarrassed that they did when they saw me with my fine looking NEW husband and heard about my money-earnin' Mt. Vernon job!!! (Actually, I STILL could be that person considering that the majority of my classmates didn't go to college and now have 4+ kids and either never married or are now divorced and still live in the same little town!)
That I would never leave Greenville,MS or move out of my parents' house or be any other religion than my parents'.