[Gyrl7]

Originally posted by prayerfull
I don't know about y'alls churches, but at mine, they serve REAL WINE for communion. Here's the catch though...

1. You know you're at a GHETTO black church when you see one of the church's 10 assistant ministers stopping off at the liquor store on Sunday morning to pick up a couple bottles of $1.99 BOONE'S wine for the communion wine. Now you know he picked up an "extra" bottle and saved it in his car for after church.

2. You know your're at a GHETTO black church when the pastor and his other preaching buddies roll up in church in their Sunday best pimp suits - ICED and BlINGIN' from head to toe. Why did this one visiting preachers (friend of our pastor's) roll up in the pulpit on Easter sunday in a PINSTRIPE PASTEL PINK pimp suit? Where do they even make stuff like that?

3. You know you're at a GHETTO black church when there's calendars, announcements and pictures still on the walls in the fellowship hall and sunday school rooms dating back to the 1980's.

ROTFLMPAO...............HAHAHAHA