So, what's your major?
History and music education.
Oh, Music History.
No, European history and music education.
What instrument do you play?
Lyric Soprano Vocal Chords.
Huh?
I sing.
So you wear Viking horns and sing opera?
No, believe it or not, there are other types of music and other degrees. I'm majoring in music education.
So what are you going to do with that?
With an education degree? I think I'll be a plumber. 
Wow, is that a
real tattoo?
Yes.
So you're gonna have it forever?
Um, that's the idea.
Did it hurt?
No, not at all. Best feeling I've ever had.
K... K... um, T? What's that?
Kappa Kappa Gamma, my sorority.
Oh my god,
you're in a
sorority?
No, I just thought I'd get a random set of Greek letters tattooed on my ankle for kicks.
But I never thought that someone like you would be in a sorority. Aren't you too smart for that?
(If the inquirer is someone I know, this is usually answered with a dirty look.)
So, do you live in a sorority house with lots of hot women and booze?
No, we're not housed. We all live in the dorms.
Why not? Aren't you a real sorority?
Yes, we are. We're a residential campus and our school doesn't have housing specifically for Greeks. Like all other campus groups, we can apply for a house if we want one.
So you live in an apartment then?
What part of "residential campus" don't you understand? No, I live in the dorms.
Well why don't you move off-campus?
I'm not allowed to, and besides, I like it here.
So you must like the Packers, then?
No, just because I happen to go to school 30 minutes south of Green Bay doesn't mean that I bleed green & gold like the rest of this insane state.
Do you eat cheese all the time?
Yes, with every meal.
Is that your brother?
Yes.
Why doesn't he look like you? Is he your stepbrother?
No, he's my real brother. He happens to be adopted.
Oh, from Korea/Japan/Vietnam/the ghettos of Chicago?
No, from Paraguay. That's in South America.
I get it, so his mother was black?
Um, no. Thank you, drive thru.