Is your hair natuarlly curly?
No, it's 2002 and I'm still getting the spiral perm!!! 
So, you think he's THE ONE?
Yes, but that does not mean we are getting married tomorrow!
When are you moving home?
(Insert family member's name), probably never. New York is my home now.
You're a dancer? Like, topless?!?
Um, NO! Like classically trained!!!!!!