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For starters, Santa.... could you please just make this a happy holiday season? It's been an awful year for me. I can't say that I've been good, but hey, I've been trying so hard.
Please bring me:
A black Jaguar
Beautiful Christmas decorations (on early delivery, I'd like to put them up now)
My own personal manicurist who would do my nails for free any time I wanted
Gift certificates to J.Crew, Ann Taylor, and jewelry from Tiffany
A CD burner
a new watch
the ability to lose about 100 pounds so that I could be so skinny that no one would even be able to see me
Lots of new shoes that don't make my feet look big
Pretty shiny makeup
My sister would also like a new car and a new computer; she needs both.
OK I doubt I will get one single thing from this list...
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phi mu
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