About the wedding-
Q: When's the wedding?
A:The same date it was last time you asked. If I change it, you'll know b/c of my screams.
Q: You live in Pittsburgh, why aren't you getting married there?
A: Because all I do is work & have no life. It is not making fond memories for me. It's my wedding, and I'm getting married in my home town. So nyah!
Q: Your wedding colors seem too summery for Sept.
A. Well, since you don't approve I'll change them. Do you like my dress? Is it ok with you? If not, let me know. Please, I care so much about what you think!
About my degree:
Q: Ohhh....you were a psych major! Are you analyzing me now?
A: Yes, and you are stupid.
Q: Wow! How did you get a job?
A: The same way everyone else does. Voodoo.