I have:
1. A stupid uncle
2. An aunt who is nosey, will gossip about you as soon as she hangs up the phone, hates black people
(that's some self hate issues right there,) and has no life.
I had
3. A naive great uncle
Stupid uncle----He's been working at the post office over 15 years and has a live in girlfriend who he's been with for almost 13 years. He accepted her children and claimed them as his own, putting them on his insurance and everything. Collectively they make well over 80 thousand yearly but he begs me for money. He asked my mom for money and she was like looka here, the bank is now closed so he moved on to me. He asked me for 20 dollars and at the time I was only working part time and going to school. I gave him the money and the next week he was coming over to pay. Well he had the twenty in his hand so I grabbed the other end. Why didn't he let the twenty go? It was like we were playing tug of war with the money and he was like um look here Lil Sugga (that's his nickname for me) let me hold this twenty to next week. I said damn why did you come by then?! How you gon' borrow the borrowed money? His girlfriend is worse with money than he is. He went outside one morning and her car was gone. He called the police to report the car stolen and she let him. Come to find out, she took her title to the title loan place to borrow money and didn't pay them. You don't pay, they come and take your car. Then she bought a Lincoln which she has now I think if it's not repo'ed. She is behind on two notes so she asked my aunt who is nosey, will gossip about you as soon as she hangs up the phone, hates black people, and has no life.
2. Ok let's move on to that nosey aunt who gossips. My uncle's girlfriend called her for 400 dollars because she was behind on her notes...but she was only asking for one note. As soon as my aunt hung up the phone she then called everybody she could gossiping and said the famous words "girl don't tell nobody I told you but...." She's the kind of aunt that will save you in a financial bind but you will never live it down because she will tell everyone how without her you wouldn't have survived.
3. My naive great uncle married a wife who was 20 years younger than he. She was a gold digger to the 20th power. She was a saleswoman at a department store and she didn't have much. Finding my uncle was like hitting the lottery. She drove an old Chevette and wore more makeup than Tammy Faye Baker and the pink haired lady on TBN. Anyway let me tell you what she did to my uncle. My uncle had a Lincoln so she decided she needed an Infiniti. So she got it. Later on my uncle got sick. Do you know she GAVE her son my uncle's car and told my uncle when you need to get around you can use the Chevette. Anyway as he began to get sicker she told him she wanted the bedroom by herself and he could take the other one. Do you know she got a security system on the house and it was a partial one? Everything she valued and was bought with my uncle's money was under the security system but the part of the house where he stayed in wasn't secured. He loved her till the day he died and she got the majority of his money and she's still receiving checks as I type this. But when you don't do right by people you will get yours 100 fold, trust that!
Why are the men in my family so stupid? A gold digger's dream.