This family member is not really crazy, but she's stupid as hell. Excuse me while I vent, but she just asked my Cancer striken grandmother to cosign another car for her
I've got a second cousin, Wanda, who is GARBAGE. This woman is over 30 years old and has been going to school since she was 18 (that's at least 12-13 years), yet all she has is her CNA II
She got married to a drug dealer and had 3 children by him. One day while they were out shopping, she didn't pay attention to her oldest son (3 at the time) and he was hit by a car. He suffered some brain damage and he is now physically handicapped yet I swear, he's the brightest in that family. Anyways, they collected XXXthousand dollars. Her lawyer told her she was supposed to have a home built or buy one that's handicapped accessible and to buy a van. Do you know this AMOEBA went to disney world with the kids and a "friend" for 4 months and blew most of the money! Then came back and bought a luxury car (which she doesn't have now). Today, she has absolutely nothing to show for it. She constantly borrows money from my grandmother. Her drug dealer husband ended up in jail and a few months later, she had a another baby. She swears up and down it's her husbands but he looks nothing like the supposed father. She got married again a couple years ago. My grandmother and mother paid for the ghettofied wedding in the lobby of the Holiday Inn. She had baby number 5. A few months later, husband number 2 was jailed for child abuse. Her water, electricity, and phone is sometimes on and sometimes off.
Some time after her husbands arrest, she had a little cookout at a local park, but we all noticed the oldest child...the handicapped one...was missing. She admitted that she purposely left him at home by himself for pooping on himself. Let me break it down: She left a
retarded child under the age of 11 at home in the dark with
no water, no phone, and no electricity for something he had no control over.
Anyways, when she got back home from the cook out, the police were at her house. The child she left at home had enough sense to go next door and call the police to report child abuse.
DSS has taken custody of all five of her children. Her 2nd husband is now out of jail and they are expecting child #6 which DSS will probably take as well. Wanda is still in community college working on becoming a nurse. Just the other day she drove over my grandmother's house followed by a policeman. She had filled her gas tank up and when she tried to pay for it, her credit card was declined so she had to drive to my grannie's to get $15.
My mother has beef with her for pestering my grandmother and for trying to hook me up with her womanizer brother-in-law. She's fat, sneaky, nasty, lazy, slothful, sloppy, selfish, stinky, and sorry. Yet, she claims to be soooo religious that she plans on becoming ordained into the "ministry"....baptist churches beware!
I have several family members like this and at least 4 family members who are seriously crazy on medication and stuff. There are 2 or 3 drunks and one crackhead. This is all on my mother's side. I think I'm the only normal one in my family
My father's side on the other hand are mostly well-off college educated deacons, ministers, pastors, bishops, and evangelists. Go figure.