unlike late meals, in dorm housekeeping, unlimited meal buffets, unlimited free time, sports, activities, greeks, and such, there isn't a 70's driven greek system, and a Courtesy Service for all on campus college students for on-call greeks (preferably enlightened, enthusiastic sorority girls), this way all freshman can acclamate nicely to their new home. and on top of that, how come there's no encouragement of a anyone can participate porn video option like the happy go lucky, cooly, sharpy students of ohio state or was it ohio u, well anyway, that's a great model to follow, don't ya think??? College becomes too boring without a swizzly 70's push to it, right? All of our parents had it right, we are just little amateurs compared to them, limited to what we can do, because of the times, what a bore