You know you are at a black church when....
....the pastor and all of the top mens in the choich drive Cadillacs.
....there is a brotherhood choir and everyone sings in the same key. Baritone.
....the pre-teens and young adults spend more time downstairs and outside than in service.
....the pastor has security like the president.
....mid-week service has 4-5 people in the congregation.
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