OK, last Christmas at my job, someone gave the boss a candle that was just sitting around at their house. I mean, the lid was all rusty, candle had already been lit, that sort of thing.
Well, fast forward to my graduation from college. My boss gives me a present in a pretty graduation bag and I'm thinking, "maybe she's not such a b***h after all." Yeah, right. I go home and my fiance (now my husband) opened it and he's like WTF?? I looked in that bag and what do you know?? It was that same f**king candle that she got for Christmas last year!!!
I was so angry that I wanted to throw that stupid thing away, but being the nice person that I am, I used it up and wrote a nice thank you note. Now, I'm glad that I'm quitting after New Year's b/c I'd hate to see what she would have gotten me for graduating from grad school!!
