Hey guys! I just today figured out the secret of co-existing with evil in-laws: Alcohol! Lots and lots of alcohol!
My mother-in-law asked me what she could bring down for T'giving dinner. I said, how about dessert? She said, ok, I'll bring pie. She meant that literally. She brought a pie. One pie. One pie for 14 people
I didn't know what to do; I ended up pouring the remains of my daughters' Halloween candy in a bowl and passing it around to supplement the pie!