HC I had an interesting day at work today...
HC all the 'crazies' had to come to me?
HC this lady came in and told me her "uterus hurt"?
HC what the hell?
HC I said, "You are having some abdominal pain?" HC that's what she meant?
HC the next patient after her said that he wanted to get a "physical".
HC I am like "A physical for what, what is your complaint?"
HC he said he had some "itching in his midsection"?
HC he meant a little lower than his "midsection"
HC this is gross, but I have to say it to make the next patient look even more crazy?
HC the doctor's note's said that he had had itching for approximately 6 months, and drainage for approximately 3 months?
HC, HTHC he waited 3 months to check his SHIZNIT out?
HC the next patient was drinking a cup of coffee, and at the registration desk, we keep pens out there JUST FOR THE PATIENTS, we use our OWN PERSONAL pens, so we don't have to share...
HC he used the registration pen to stir his coffee?
HC I looked at him like
"I know you just didn't do that!"
HC I am like everybody who comes in here that writes with those pens are SICK!!!!
HC he said he figured since the water was hot it would kill the germs!?!?!??
HC HC HTHC?
HC "OOOH THE COMEDY!!!"