$55 per seat? Are you talking college football?

The last time I rushed the field was back in 1999 when Fresno State came to play us. Ever since BYU left the conference, Fresno State became our biggest rival, so it's always a big deal everytime they come to town.

After last week's brawl on the field, security's being beefed up for the upcoming game against Alabama, and they're thinking about stopping beer sales early just in case things might get out of hand--which is ridiculous, IMO, because everyone's going to enter the game toasted anyway [because of the tailgate].

If tearing down the goalposts was a weekly thing, then I can understand why they'd be ultra-protective.

It's times like that that I'll remember the most fondly when I look back on how college was like.