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Originally posted by RedefinedDiva
I don't like strip.... errr.... I mean, "exotic dancers." They do nothing for me. I mean, if I am at a bachelorette party and they have one, I'll watch. But as far as going to a club or something to see them, you can forget it. I don't like for them to put all their stuff all in your face. I don't like them touching me. I can say that I think it's funny to see them do their tricks, though  .... as long as they do them on someone other than me!
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Ya know i thought I was the only one that felt this way. Yeah I'll watch no doubt but I can't see myself throwing money to a man who shakes his a$$ for cash. If you think you gonna pay your light bill off my money you can keep it moving. One night me and the girls went to the club. Well we were there kinda early so we didn't know if you get there early you would see strippers. It was at the Mirage for all you Memphis people a few years ago.
Anyway, this guy came out looking like Mystikal, back when he had braids. Anyway this dude had some red and white pants with tassels on each side and white boots. This mofo looked like a ghetto majorette.
I was not impressed. So all the older women with the money surrounded the dance floor which was located in the middle of the club. He took this big girl flipped her up in the air put on her on the floor and was on top of her doing thangs.
Then it was another guy named Thunder...err umm he kinda scared me. But then this other guy was flipping around the damn floor like Sisqo and he had whipped cream on a plate on the floor. Do you know he did this flip and his face landed right where the plate was and he started licking.