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Patrick to Dave: "Dave, I'm not a fag or anything, but dude if you worked out you could have a really buff body."
My husband to Dan: "Dan, will you have my baby? Twice?"
Dan (almost passed out after drinking): "We have to wait for the receipt to print out."
Justin (to all the girls after the guys got him wasted): "I love you guys! But I hate all of your boyfriends and fiances."
Patrick after waking up with hangover from hell: "I feel like Ozzy Osbourne right now."
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