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One night at a bar this guy (who was TERRIBLY shitfaced) was walking around talking to people and of course guess who he ended up talking to the most? Yeah you guessed it. So anyways my friend Adam sorta turned so that he didn't have to actually look at the guy, leaving me to be the polite one. He was discussing the next week's football game (we had just lost one) and dude said "Thas alrigh, we win nex' week. Ya know if I played fo da crimson ti' this is what I do. I'd put on da shoulder pads, walk up to Ole Miss and BITE THEIR BALLS OFF!!!" And he was NOT quiet. And he kept repeating "Bite their balls off" over and over again, complete w/ a drunken dramatization. Adam fell off his stool laughing so hard and I tried so hard to keep a straight face. Later on (yeah it gets better) the guy is talking to someone else and said "Las' Sunnay at da Boof (the Booth) I took a shit in that corner." And he pointed to the corner...and apparently he really had. So now I don't go there anymore...
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