True stories:
Lou Holtz Thursday night at Tigerburn:
"Clemson's a great school. (crowd boos) Come on, if they weren't, they wouldn't be number 3 in the state.... but we all know who number one is!"
Clemson recruit Ray Forsythe, who was ineligible as a freshman because of academic requirements: "I play football. I'm not trying to be a professor. The tests don't seem to make sense to me, measuring your brain on stuff I haven't been through in school."
What does the Clemson graduate say to the USC graduate?
"Welcome to McDonald's, may I take your order?"
Why is it easier to recruit students to USC than Clemson?
Because most students are more interested in culture than agriculture.
http://members.tripod.com/~uscx1/jokes.html
And here's one about a USC Sigma Nu prank... but you have to scroll all the way down:
http://www.thestateonline.com/rivalry100/best_plays.htm
Sorry for so many jokes... but since I'm the only USC student who posts, I feel like I have to make up for the others.
