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Originally posted by valkyrie
This isn't nearly as funny as some of the others, but it's all I can think of right now...
When I was in college, I got REALLY drunk one night playing that stupid game where you drink one shot of beer every minute. I started the game realizing that I probably wouldn't be able to keep up with everyone, but later on in the evening I was drunk and I was obsessed with kicking everyone's butt. So I ended up coming in second, having something like 130 shots of beer in 130 minutes. Everyone who reached 121 got sick. I was in the bathroom, and I can't remember if I was throwing up or what exactly what was happening, but I know I felt AWFUL. My boyfriend at the time came in and I yelled:
IF YOU'RE NOT GOING TO KILL ME, GET AWAY FROM ME!!!
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I've played that game before-it's called Century Club, but we only did it with 100 shots-1 shot a minute for 100 minutes...ya, I got in, but I was hurting badly....
Anyhoo-last night the Mr and I are playing drunk Trivial pursuit, and he asks me some question about Which alpine country did women get the right to vote in 1977? My answer: Appalachia!! He looks at me, and repeats the question, emphasizing the words ALPINE COUNTRY. I say, "Wait a minute-is this in another country-like Europe or something?". His look of horror deepens, so I start yelling off names of countries I think have pine trees in them-Croatia, Serbia...you get the idea-I'm thinking pine trees, not Alps. So finally he reads the question a 3rd time and I'm like" Oh I know!! Switzerland! Sweden! France! Am I right??". He puts the card down, looks at me, and says "Woman-you need to see a map.".
