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This isn't nearly as funny as some of the others, but it's all I can think of right now...
When I was in college, I got REALLY drunk one night playing that stupid game where you drink one shot of beer every minute. I started the game realizing that I probably wouldn't be able to keep up with everyone, but later on in the evening I was drunk and I was obsessed with kicking everyone's butt. So I ended up coming in second, having something like 130 shots of beer in 130 minutes. Everyone who reached 121 got sick. I was in the bathroom, and I can't remember if I was throwing up or what exactly what was happening, but I know I felt AWFUL. My boyfriend at the time came in and I yelled:
IF YOU'RE NOT GOING TO KILL ME, GET AWAY FROM ME!!!
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