Once there was a family of 3 with the last name of Gamecock. Mama and Papa Gamecock divorced, leaving Baby Gamecock to decide who he wanted to live with. The judge asked him "do you want to live with Papa Gamecock?" Baby Gamecock replied "no, he beats me". The judge asked "do you want to live with Mama Gamecock?" and Baby Gamecock replied "no, she beats me too." The judge asked "Who do you want to live with?"
And Baby Gamecock said "The South Carolina Gamecocks because they don't beat anyone."
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