tonight one of the phi kap brothers came up to me while extremely drunk and stone and said "hey mandy.. i'm stoned LIK A KITE!" i laughed so hard... then a few minutes later he came back and said "mandy, mandy, tell them i'm really stone, like a space shuttle" at which point i removed the handle of captain's from his hand and sent him on his merry way to bed...
another good drunk quote was last year when my sorority was walking over to a fraternity house wearing only trash bags.. as we walked over the police pulled up. my big, being the fun drunk she is, said "there is nothing going on hear, officer, proooceed proooooooceed" and he actually left. hahahaha...
and don't you love how every drunk person who pukes ALWAYS says "i'm never drinking again" rriiiiiiiiiiight......
