If I DID drink,
I would have to be embarassed the most about a time that happened last year in Cancun. I was walking home with my friends at like 5 AM and I saw this brown palm tree leaf on the side walk.
I swear to god it looked like a trout or something, so I yell out, "Hey!!! You should come out with us tomorrow night!"
My friends are like, wtf are you talking about???
I go, 'everyone loves a red herring at a party. It can drink like a fish."
HORRIBLE. They were so confused/embarassed/whatever that I walked the rest of the way home.