ok, one night in the midst of a game of asshole, one of the guys looked at the asshole and said, "drink for drinking drunk" when he ment to say, "drink for being stupid."
this one takes a bit of background info....the summer btwn my first and second year of college, a fraternity on campus was kicked off for selling drugs, the house was condemned and turned into a sand volleyball court. flash forward to my 21st birthday the summer before my senior year......i was the president of my chapter and i was living in the area for the summer. i got extremely drunk. when some friends were driving me home, we had to drive past campus and the former fraternity house/ sand volleyball court. i burst in to tears and said, "i can't believe i got drunk. we are going to get kicked off campus and our house is going to be a volleyball court." my friends started laughing and said, "unless you start selling cocaine, you are not going to get your sorority kicked off campus!"
i am sure if i think hard enough, i will remember more.
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