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-A buddy of mine hooked up w/ a girl in the Engineering department, who sort of acted like she'd never seen a guy before. Anyway, they're going at it, and she starts trying to act all porn-star and whispers in his ear, "You have a really big (package)." He turns to her and says, "You don't hook up very much, do you?"
Classic.
-ksigkid was in Boston for the 4th of July 2 years ago, a bunch of brothers head on back to the house to BBQ and get housed. As such, this is exactly what happens - Collin is sitting on the couch, turns to his left, and starts asking questions of the 'person' next to him - "Hey, Aabcey - how long you been here, man?"
It wasn't Aabcey - it was a large fan. "Collin, you're talking to the Vornado! Aabcey's in the bathroom."
-We're wandering back one night, and in front of your friendly Campus Convenience outlet a rather large, rather scantily-clad girl is standing on a folding chair, drunk off her ass and yelling at people. I have letters on, so she starts yelling shit at us - "Frat assholes, date-rapists, blah blah blah" . . . not an extremely pleasant scene, getting berated by a girl who's spilling out of her tube top (seriously bad). So my buddy Chris (who is housed) laughs, walks up to her and calmly points to CamCo, and politely states, "Hey, I think there's dessert in there!"
Needless to say, while hysterical, I expected the folding chair in the face, WWF style.
I'll post more later, I don't want to be the only one looking like a drunken ass.
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Last edited by KSig RC; 11-21-2002 at 09:28 PM.
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