nothing like an audience and pissing....
One day last year I was out with a bunch of friends and I got really drunk and decided I needed to get sick. I was in a bathroom stall getting sick when my guy friend came in to check up on me. Well I had the stall door shut and he would open to see how I was doing and I told him "I don't need an audience" (in a drunk funny voice) and then I shut the stall door on him. Another one of my comments on a different outing was "I wish I could piss across the room too!" I think the guys I was with were talking about using urinals (I hope).
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