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"I hate you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Uttered by my roommate one night when she was drunk. She had drank WAY too much and she just couldn't get herself to throw up. She needed it out of her system because she had probably taken over 13 shots that night (she's only 95 pounds....for all those wondering, she is not in a sorority). So, her boyfriend filled a cup with some Parrot Bay and handed it to my roomie. He whispered to me, "This will get her to throw up" and then said to her, "Here's some water! Drink up!" She gulped some of the "water" and then just slumped back while muttering, "I hate you!!!! I hate you!!!!" 30 seconds later, she threw up.
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