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One time me and a few of my friends were drunk at like 3 in the morning. I got hungry (as I usually do when drunk) and wanted to get some food. The only places open were Subway, Guthries (people in FL know...), and the convience stores. So we drove to Guthries which has a small grassy hill in the back by the drive thru. There was this chick sitting on the grass wearing a tiara (don't ask, cause I don't know, lol). One of the guys in the car with me leaned out and said "Hey pretty princess, why are you perched on the hill? You think you're too good for everyone else??"
lol...hilarious at the time, but after re-reading it is just WAY random, lol.
Another late night drunk moment, me and some friends were walking to get some food when we encountered a homeless man named J.J. He was clearly on something, but told us that he would read us a poem if we bought him some food. So I told him, go ahead.
So he reads us some poem about crack addiction. Yeah, lol. So I snap like I am at a coffee house or something, lol, and told him it was great poem...from here on out, I called him Poetic Justice. So we tried to go into this fast food place, but it was late and only the drive thru was open. I wanted my friends to join me and run through the drive through in the formation of wheels on a car, hoping to trigger it, but they refused, lol.
So instead, we went to a convience store and I told J.J. aka Poetic Justice that he could have whatever he wanted. He got some Newports, some milk, and thanked me. lol.
So, yeah, getting drunk with me means that you will have the oddest, most random night ever, lol.
Some of y'alls quotes are TOO funny!!!! I like this thread.
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