OK, here's one that's close--not what was said while drunk, but how a lady handled a drunk.
Back in my BU days, I had an acquaintance who was a TKE Sweetheart. Coincidentally, she had part of her leg removed as a child due to cancer and wore a prosthetic. This was a very high-end piece of work: she had interchangeable feet that she wore with different kinds of shoes. (One for pumps, one for sneakers, etc). Unless she showed you the leg attachment, or you bumped into it, you'd never know this leg was fake.
She was at a party one night and a drunk dunce from a rival fraternity was hitting on her. He wasn't puking and passing out, but he was enebriated beyond reason as he didn't notice the big white "TKE" on her shirt, nor did he understand the concept of "NO!"
Now, since verbal refusals were not being understood, she took a more direct approach. She handed her drink to her friend, reached down,
unscrewed the prosthetic foot from her leg, and smacked the offender across the face with it. (The most beautiful arching backhand I have ever seen.) Then calmly screws it back on, retrieves her drink, and strolls away.
Needless to say, this lady never had an issue with drunks or with unwelcome advances again.
Sorry for the slight tangent, but I thought you'd enjoy it.
Adrienne
