1. Learn how to cook and cook well.
2. Learn how to eat at places other than fast food.
3. Drink some water, all my man has in his fridge is JUICE.
4. Why ask me what I want to do for the weekend if you don't want to do it with me?
5. When I am fixing your plate and tell you to say when, please say it and not after I look at you funny because there is a mountain of food on your plate.
6. Why is it that you want to be treated like a man, but when it comes down to it, we have to pick up the slack?
7. If you ask ME out to the movies, why do we wind up going dutch?
8. Why is it that you ask me what I want for Christmas if you are gonna buy me what you feel I should have and not what I asked for?
9. Why do you say you need to go on a diet in the midst of eating hot wangs and pizza?
