[KappaTarzan]

hell would be cold not hot for me
people would walk around with their mouths pointlessly open all the time (HATE THAT!)
there would be tons of BUGS and other creepy crawlies.. (holy hell i hate those things)
there would be tons of annoying bitchy whores walking around.. grrr.. you know, the girls we call "frat rats" because they will sleep with any male with letters on because "it makes them cool" psssssh.. if they knew how much fun the sorority girls (and for that matter the fraternity guys) make of them..