HC everytime you are running late and in a hurry, you get stuck behind someone who is just "out enjoying the sunshine?"
HC when you are driving and the police have stopped someone on the opposite side of the street, the people on your side slow down? DRIVE BIIAAA, PO-PO is occupied!!!
HC when somebody cuts you off, and you get in the other lane to pass them...when you pull up next to them, they act like they don't see you, they are scared to look over!!!
HC guys feel the need to put thousands of dollars of 'work" (i.e. 22-inch rims, thumpin system, ground-effects, tint, televisions), in these candy-ass girlie cars (i.e. neons, VW Bugs, Kia's, Geo's, Saturns, etc)...
HC they have the gangster lean and be trying to look all 'hard'....DUDE you are not a thug drivin a bright ass yellow VW Bug on 22's with thump...
HC when you are in the parking lot at the mall/Walmart people will wait until somebody loads down their car with 50 million items instead of just pulling into one that's like 3 spaces back??? HC then they have their blinker on like somebody is as stupid as they are...I DON'T WANT THAT SPOT...I am in the beauty section, grabbing what I need and you are still in the parking lot with your blinker on...WALK, LAZY!!!
HC when people see you walking back to YOUR car, they put on their blinker and want you to rush...Damn, I just bought a new CD...can I put this MOFO in the changer? I didn't ask you to wait on me!!!
HC when you are driving down a residential/college street and there are people crossing the street that see you coming...they act like they want to slow down? Half the time they look at you like "I wish you would hit me!" Half the time, I speed up a little just to scare them...it's funny how all of a sudden they get a little pep in their step
!!! Cars Hurt....GET OUT DA WAY!!!
HC if I pass you in the RIGHT lane...you are going too slow...MOVE OVER!!!
HC if you get too close to me, and there are lanes open on BOTH sides of us on the highway...I am going to slow down just to aggravate you!!!!
HC half of the Taco Bell's in Columbia drivethrus are built backwards? The cashier has to come OUT of the store, walk AROUND the car to the driver's side?
HC I couldn't work at Taco Bell in the winter...HC or the summer, HC or the rainy season....HC you think the drive thru is broken all the time for mechanical problems...HELL NAW if I worked there, I'd be out there sticking chalupas in that horn everynight!!!
HC some people at the gas station don't pull ALL the way up...they stop at the first pump available..which means I have to go around you, pull up to the pump...then back up so I am not blocking the middle pump??? HC you are going to get the "mean mug" when I get out of the car?
HC I think I have road rage/parking lot rage/drivethru rage/gas station rage???