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Classes for Men

NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF
THEIR CONTENTS, EACH COURSE WILL ACCEPT A MAXIMUM OF 8
PARTICIPANTS.

Topic 1
HOW TO FILL THE ICE CUBE TRAYS. STEP BY STEP, WITH
SLIDE PRESENTATION.

Topic 2
THE TOILET PAPER ROLL: DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?
ROUND TABLE DISCUSSION.

Topic 3
IS IT POSSIBLE TO URINATE USING THE TECHNIQUE OF
LIFTING THE SEAT UP AND AVOIDING THE FLOOR/WALLS AND
NEARBY BATHTUB? GROUP PRACTICE.

Topic 4
FUNDAMENTAL DIFFERENCES BETWEEN THE LAUNDRY HAMPER AND
THE FLOOR. PICTURES AND EXPLANATORY GRAPHICS.

Topic 5
THE AFTER-DINNER DISHES AND SILVERWARE: CAN THEY
LEVITATE AND FLY INTO THE KITCHEN SINK? EXAMPLES ON
VIDEO.

Topic 6
LOSS OF IDENTITY: LOSING THE REMOTE TO YOUR
SIGNIFICANT OTHER. HELPLINE SUPPORT AND SUPPORT
GROUPS.

Topic 7
LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS, STARTING WITH LOOKING IN
THE RIGHT PLACE INSTEAD OF TURNING THE HOUSE UPSIDE
DOWN WHILE SCREAMING. OPEN FORUM.

Topic 8
HEALTH WATCH: BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO
YOUR HEALTH. GRAPHICS AND AUDIO TAPE.

Topic 9
REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST. REAL LIFE
TESTIMONIALS.

Topic 10
IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE
PARALLEL PARKS? DRIVING SIMULATION.

Topic 11
LEARNING TO LIVE: BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN MOTHER AND
WIFE. ONLINE CLASS AND ROLE PLAYING.

Topic 12
HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION. RELAXATION
EXERCISES, MEDITATION AND BREATHING TECHNIQUES.

Topic 13
HOW TO FIGHT CEREBRAL ATROPHY: REMEMBERING BIRTHDAYS,
ANNIVERSARIES, OTHER IMPORTANT DATES AND CALLING WHEN
YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE. CEREBRAL SHOCK THERAPY
SESSIONS AND FULL LOBOTOMIES OFFERED.

*UPON COMPLETION OF THE COURSE DIPLOMAS WILL BE ISSUED
TO THE SURVIVORS.