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Originally posted by G8Ralphaxi
ANSWERING MACHINES - guess what? sometimes, the employer might actually like your resume and want to meet you for an interview. 9 times out of 10 - they will use a telephone to contact you. so then they call and they hear some crazy music and you and your roommates screaming that "Sorry! we're too damn drunk to answer the phone right now! Leave us a message or just stop by with more beer!" Congratulations - you are on the Fast Track to the World of Unemployment. 
LESS THAN ILLUSTRIOUS JOBS - ...but for goodness sake, you are fooling NO ONE if you say you were a "customer service specialist" at Burger King. Dude, you were selling fries. get over it. 
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LOL...two more really good calls!
I just re-structured my resume for an interview and I think another good tip is to vary your word choice. Use a thesaurus if need be.