Okay this one is easy. I would either be a cat or dog. No I'm not talking about your everyday mixed muts, I'm speaking of the pampered purebred animals. You'd be amazed at the way some people treat their animals. Today, animals even have their own hotels. Think about it. It would be the next best thing to being a human. As a pampered house pet I would still be able to wear clothes, eat expensive meals and still own a house. I would have free medical care and I would not have to work. Now that's the life.