[Rudey]

All I know is that I'm bringing my stupid stick. If you say or do something stupid, you are not going to get an awkward smile from me; I will hit you with my stupid stick.

Things you are not allowed to do:
-Talk real slow
-Talk in real life like you do on GC if you're Tom Earp
-Discuss the Ultimate Beaver
-Wear revealing clothing if you're jolly
-Wear unrevealing clothing if you're attractive
-Discuss that liberal crap (Note: Wearing Birkenstocks or using the word injustice in a conversation is a big No-No)

If you behave, you do not have to worry about the stupid stick.

-Rudey
--Oh and girls aren't allowed to wear any of those stupid bras with more than 2 hooks.