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OK, NONE of us are in the shape we were when we started college, and I'll be the firs tto admit, I've put on about 15 lbs. I also havent been to the gym in a while, because I went into business with three other kids and if we dont produce, we dont eat (why I am usually at at the office till 9pm or so) and so I am not in the shape I was in when I started college. (Not that I look bad, but whatever- but I am a BIT self-concious)
ANYWAY. So I am rounding 3rd base, thinking of stealing home and say, "Wow you have a great body." and the bitch says, "I thought you used to be a lifeguard?"
WTF?
Daymn yo... Thats some serious shit. Ouch.
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