oh man, i have a story too...
our dorms are set up as one big huge room with two doors, divided down the middle with thin (1/2 inch) wooden panels that make up our closets.. over the years they have acquired little holes from putting up posters and such.. anyway, we had this room mate who used to play the SAME REGGAE SONG over and over and over and over again.. god it got annoying.. one night she came home with a guy, put that song on, and starting having sex with him VERY LOUDLY

... i could hear every WORD they said.. TERRIBLE! so the next day my roomie and i moved our speakers into the closet next to her bed and put on "it's a small world after all" and left for the day.... 8 hours later when we came back, she was gone, and we never heard that reggae song again