Items so far:
- In order to get on the good side of your neighborhood campus squirrels
- Because I've got fat cheeks. (like a squirrel)
- Every girl wants to stop traffic. Wearing our colors you actually can!
- Because your man has no excuse not to buy you red roses (or yellow if it's called for)
- All those really cool T-shirts you collect.
- The other sororities call the housing office and tell them to take the squirrels in their attic to your house.
Any more????????????????????