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Your fondest childhood memory is when Skippy got his head stuck in the banister
Punky Brewster is your hero
You type all of your term papers on a Commodore 64
You still resent your parents for not installing a dumbwaiter in your house like Webster's
A-Ha's "Take on Me" is still your favorite video
You consider yourself truly, truly, truly outrageous, much like Jem and the Holograms
You wonder why more people don't wear high heels, Jordache jeans, and lacy ankle socks
You call all motorcycle cops "Ponch"
Every time you go to the beach you look for Snorks
You're still upset Madonna and Sean broke up
You know who Stinky Sullivan is
You work out with "Get in Shape Girl"
You enjoy dancing on the ceiling and wearing your sunglasses at night
You know who Loverboy is
You think there should be a Kids Incorporated original cast reunion
You think of Janet Jackson as "that girl who used to date Willis"
You can sing the theme song to Small Wonder
Everytime you see a fountain you want to dance around it and yell "Fame!"
Born in the USA" the national anthem
You still use your Snoopy Sno-Cone machine
You know it's not "comma, comma, comma" it's karma
You stay up nights wondering what Bastian's mother's name was in "The Neverending Story"
You have nightmares about the Peculiar Purple Pieman of Porcupine Peak
You still practice your Care Bear Stare
You can do the Safety Dance
Someone metions Jennifer Beals and you don't say "Who?"
You know whose number is 867-5309
You get depressed thinking about Anthony Michael Hall's career
You're starting a write-in campaign to MTV to bring back Remote Control
You drink Diet Coke because Max Headroom told you to
You consider Jo vs. Blair the major philosophical conflict of the 20th century
You have a duck phone and ride around your house on a little train
You want to be one of the Solid Gold Dancers
You still watch things on Beta
You know that "Weird Science" was a movie before a tv show
Your favorite proverb is "some like it hot and some sweat when the heat is on"
Your favorite party game is Hungry Hungry Hippos
You saw the New Kids on the Block when they were Tiffany's opening act
You liked Tom Hanks better when he was a crossdresser
You know which Hollywood Square Jm J Bullock was in
You practice getting in and out of your car through the windows
You have the tendency to turn up the collar of your polo shirts
You're still wondering who really was the boss
You know what the "P" in "Alex P. Keaton" stands for
You keep asking your teachers if instead of the quiz you can take the physical challenge
You know ALF's real name
You never go out for anight on the town without frosted blue eyeshadow and feathered bangs
You can name all of the Thundercats
Sometimes you just want to shout, shout, let it all out
You're planning a dream vacation to Meepos to visit your cousin Balki
You use your Speak and Spell to phone home
You know the original members of Menudo
Sometimes out of the blue you just got to shake your love
When you're stuck in traffic you tell your car to engage Turbo Boost and are surprised when it doesn't talk back
You remember when Vanessa sang Kareoke to "Locomotion"
Your idea of appreciating ancient cultures is "Walk Like an Egyptian"
You hatch plots to break Murdock out of VA hospital
You have "We Are the World" on 45
You're still sending death threats to Mr. Rubik
You can feel St. Elmo's fire burnin' in you