I was a VERY unexpected surprise!! I was born when my mom was 40 (yes..FORTY..) and after they -already- had 4 other daughters

Here's the line-up: Lori-1964, Kelli-1969, Kristi & Kathi-1972, me-1983
Dionysus- I was conceived more than likely in a good ole bed but knowing my parents...it could be anywhere else imaginable...