One of my exes: "This song reminds me of you...(lyrics) 'So what if the sex was great, just a temporary escape, another thing I grew to hate, but now it's over."
-Well, too bad I thought that it sucked. Nice to see that he had a good opinion of it, though.
My fiance, God love him: "Mm....I love your big hips."
-Umm....was that supposed to be a compliment?